When you go far enough into your own handsome, handsome head, you’ll start to miss No-Pants Brian, The Roommate From Hell & From Before.
#3. You Will Think Too Much
There’s a lot more quiet time when you live alone, and with that quiet time comes thoughts. Sure, you might spend this time in quiet reflection and realize things about yourself and society that you’ve never before pondered. But more likely they will be busybody, unhelpful stupid thoughts. Thoughts like “Is that a lump?” “What is that smell?” “How loud can I be here before my neighbors hear?” and “Seriously, what is that smell? Carbon monoxide? Will it kill me while I sleep? That’s stupid. Carbon monoxide is odorless. But wait, are there things that smell that can kill you in your sleep?”
Or better yet, you can wonder what would happen if you slipped in the shower or cut yourself. How long would it take for your body to be discovered before anyone knew you were dead?